December 2011
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Aronofsky's "Noah"
Here’s my question regarding Darren Aronofsky’s NOAH:
Didn’t I just see this film? Wasn’t it called Taking Shelter? And wasn’t it amazing?
Yeah. I thought so.
November 2011
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Confession the first
Sometimes the thing that makes me the happiest in the world is baking pies while singing along with the Chicago film soundtrack at the top of my lungs.
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Governor Kitzhaber bans capital punishment
“Oregonians have a fundamental belief in fairness and justice — in swift and certain justice. The death penalty as practiced in Oregon is neither fair nor just; and it is not swift or certain,” he said. “It is not applied equally to all. It is a perversion of justice that the single best indicator of who will and will not be executed has nothing to do with the...
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Dec 16th
SHAME and A Dangerous Method both come to Portland on December 16th (as does Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows, but that’s irrelevent for our purposes).
I’m trying to decide whether I should hold off and see SHAME on the 16th and Method on the 17th in order to better appreciate both films…
…OR have an all-out Fassbender Friday and just see them both the same night (bearing...
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Oh, hometown, you are failing me.
Still unable to procure a copy of the Fassbender-cover GQ.
My sadness is ridiculous and infinite.
I’m not exactly sure why I feel the need to own a hard copy of this. It likely stems from the same compulsion that makes it impossible for me to discard the stack of Viggo Mortensen magazines I collected between 2002-2006. *shrug*
(To add insult to injury, our TIME magazine didn’t...
Yessssssssssssssss. The best show on television made even better. Maybe, like, Jimmy’s revenge-driven brother. Or alternately, another Ashby.
generation-kilt:
I’ve come to the realization that I really want to see Michael Fassbender in an episode (or several) of Sons of Anarchy.
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Try to have a serious conversation....
Me: So, I turn thirty this year and I was thinking that maybe it’s time for me to put together a living will? Just, you know, what sort of medical stuff can/should be done in the event that I’m nearing the end of my time. And what I want done with my body, etc.
Dad: Know that we will not be spreading your ashes on Michael Fassbender.
Me: *face of extreme horror* THAT IS, BAR NONE,...
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Sexiest Man Alive
:D
I thought Ryan Gosling had this in the bag. Has Bradley Cooper even done anything of note this past year? (No, The Hangover Pt 2 does not count).
But let us not kid ourselves. The true sexiest man alive is television’s own Raylan Givens, Mr. Timothy Olyphant. Ohhhhh, yes.
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I ran out to get batteries for my wireless mouse. This is what I came home with:
Ooops.
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Gay penguins to be separated to mate with females →
This makes me so sad/angry/sad/angry/sad. :C
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The wonderment that is the Pancakewich →
I laughed so hard while watching this I actually fell off my treadmill. Well played, Jesse Bradford. Well played.
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Please stop doing this.
I…really wish people would stop changing James McAvoy’s wikipedia entry to read Spouse: Michael Fassbender.
Please. Stop doing this. Not trying to be wanky. Just…stop. Okay?
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About that Rolling Stone Michael Fassbender... →
Okay, confession time? I don’t find Michael Fassbender all that attractive. I can see you raising your eyebrows at me—just one, mind you, arched with extreme incredulity—because this blog has somehow turned into little more than a Michael Fassbender Appreciation Center, but hear me out. He’s really not my type. In fact, ultra-slim, fair-skinned, red-heads have, until very...
