At the Oregon Shakespeare Festival this weekend
Me: You didn't get me a ticket for HENRY V, did you?
Dad: Yeah, I think we did.
Me: UGH. Waste of money. Remember when I asked you not to after the circus of dull that was HENRY IV pt. 2 last year? Never again. '
Mom: I really wish you had seen part one; it really was much better.
Me: Nope, never again. The only way I would watch that play again is if it was James McAvoy. Or maybe Michael Fassbender. Maybe.
Dad: Michael Fassbender, playing golf.
Me: An all-nude review of HENRY IV parts one and two; they should do that. We should suggest it to Bill Rauch. I suspect he would be down. Also, may I just state for the record that I love that you make Fassbender dick jokes unprompted?
I honestly don't know whether to be proud...or ashamed.
Worst association ever
Mom: You know, On Demand is now listing SHAME.
Me: Yes, I should be receiving it in the post tomorrow. I'm actually kind of annoyed at Amazon, because I pre-ordered it and it didn't ship until last Wednesday, so I'm getting a week late. Lame. But I will get it tomorrow and then I will watch it on Wednesday, which means that I will have seen it in December, January, February, March and April.
Mom: Once a month. Just like your period.
Not to ruin your fun but...
Could we please stop asking David 8 about James McAvoy? Please?
Reblog if you're 17+ years old.
allsherlock: panemfreedom: Trying to see how many older people we have on tumblr.. Try 29+ years old….eeesh.
So I'm pretty sure that Josh Ritter is actually an...
The Haley Joel Osment character in Spielberg’s AI Artificial Intelligence was named David, too. (I’m the last one to realize this, aren’t I?)
Michael is really one of the best three or four actors in the world. If I can...– Sir Ridley Scott on why chose Michael Fassbender to play Android David in Prometheus (via lokimaxiejackie) Whoa. High praise! Makes me more excited to see the film, to be honest.
Both Sigur Ros AND The Avett Brothers are going to be playing Edgefield on the Lawn this August. I can now die happy.
High off the Hog
I had worked out a complete itinerary with mileage, reservation numbers and sights of interest, and I made copies of this six-page document for each of us. Within three hours we decided to ditch the document and let “Linda” navigate. Justin can find his way around anywhere, and he says he’s guided by a voice in his head he calls Linda. He can be really odd sometimes. William H Macy, High off...
So…did something premier last night? ;) *scrolls back ten pages on dash to find something not related to The Avengers* Do you ever find yourself in a situation where you really really wish you could get into something and get swept up in everyone’s squee, but you just can’t? That’s how I feel about The Avengers.I was really lukewarm about Thor & the Iron Man films and...
McAvoy: I'd like to be able to make people fall in love.
Fassbender: I'd like to be able to fly. That could be a lot of fun, I'd imagine.
McAvoy: If I made you fall in love with me though, you could just fly me anywhere in the world.
Fassbender: That's true.
Michael Fassbender runs like a fucking superhero
wilderwind: Horrible quality of the kiss (and super cute nose nuzzle afterwards) between Cesare & Lucrezia in S2Ep2. Enjoy! SHOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEEEEE ;___;
I knew that if I was going to be naked in front of the world, I wanted to look...– Jennifer Lawrence (via weeshalu)
Nerd girl problems
That moment when you get an email from the library saying one of your holds has come in… …followed a moment later by the realization that not only is it not the gay(er) re-envisioning of Homer’sThe Iliadthat you were expecting, but a book you put on holdso long agothat you’ve not only purchased said book, but it’s been three months since you read it. In the plus...
Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat... →
ohtodayisawindingroad: We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See,...